Wednesday, 27 April 2011

For a Laugh: Genealogy Taglines

"Crazy" is a relative term in my family.
A family reunion is an effective form of birth control.
After 30 days, unclaimed ancestors will be adopted.
All right! Everybody out of the gene pool!
All the really important information is on that missing page
Always willing to share my ignorance...
Any family tree produces some lemons, some nuts and a few bad apples.
Can a first cousin once removed..RETURN?
Gene-Allergy: It's a contagious disease, but I love it.
Genealogists live in the past lane     
Genealogists live in the past lane.    
Genealogy is like playing hide and seek: they hide...I seek!
Genealogy: Chasing your own tale!
Genealogy: Tracing yourself back to better  people.
Heredity: Everyone believes in it until their children act like fools!
How can one ancestor cause so much TROUBLE??
I researched my family tree... and apparently I don't exist!
I think my ancestors had several "Bad heir" days.
If only people came with pull-down menus and on-line help...
I'm always late. My ancestors arrived on the JUNEflower.
I'm not stuck, I'm ancestrally challenged.
My ancestors must be in a witness protection program!
My hobby is genealogy, I raise dust bunnies as pets.
Only a Genealogist regards a step backwards as progress.
Snobs talk as if they had begotten their own ancestors!